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My AsSh0lE Is l00sE
I like to be pissed on
Yeah, you know.. like when you stick a pencil up your butt
I didn't know anal sex hurt THAT much
The proctologist told me that it would require surgery to remove
Come on, you can't tell me that you've never found a dog sexually attractive!
My ReCtUm w3lc0mEz yoU
I like small boys
I jerked off in a graveyard once
Sh0vE YoUr MeAtStIcK uP mY AsZ And WeAR ME LiKE A puPPeT
I like small boys
I phear R0NiX
I wouldn't say it's a crime... I mean they're dead, they CAN'T say no...
Besides, when rigamortis sets in I can put them in all kinds of crasy poses
Well... It kinda got stuck up there and now i gotta walk funny
I just don't see why dad has to take my temp every hour, that thermometer is cold!
I broke into my neighbors house once and masturbated into her shoes
Baseball bats feel GOOD, you just gotta grease them up a lot though... :(
Hey did you know if you smear alpo on your cock, you can get a dog to give you head?
I dunno about you, but I kinda like it when the doctor checks for hernias
yup, there's just something about a chicks armpit odor that turns me on...
My penis is my best friend
ph3ar my c0ck
You know how when a girl says "no!", she really means "ohhhh yessss.."
I just dont know why she called it rape, I mean she was enjoying it at the time
She tried to run so I had to kill her
Usually I just slip them a couple of percosets and I can do whatever I want
I tried to pull it out dumbass, it's fucking ALL THE WAY UP THERE... and it FUCKING HURTS
Yeah, me and my proctologist are on a first name basis
I wanna be a gynecologist when i grow up
I just dont see why men can't go to gynecologists too, women get to have all the fun
Didya ever notice how good panty hose feels if you rub it against your cock?
Yeah i gotta shave my legs again, the hair keeps sticking out of the panty hose
Daddie says I'm the BEST kisser...
Dad says i do it even better than mom
It feels good when i try to yank it off
Yeah but i know she really meant "yes", besides, i used a condom
If only living chicks had rigamortis too... man I'd be in heaven :)
Daddies got this little outfit that he likes me to wear 
the only problem is that my pubic hair gets caught in the chains
Don't you hate it when they wont stop screaming?
All she ever screamed about was how she wanted her "mommy", It's her fault that I killed her
All you need to do is just give them some candy and they'll do it ALL for you
They look even SEXIER with a plastic bag over their heads
The smell of cardboard gets me off
Yeah but it's not rape unless they believe her
They couldnt prove I ever dug those girls up, much less had glorious sex with them ;)
Sometimes i beat it too much and it bleeds
I hate having to keep her in the cage, but she has to learn not to use her teeth
Hey guess what, I can fit my ENTIRE fist in my ass!
Didya ever notice how shit tastes like copper?
Ya know... I always wanted to be a woman
My DiCk SmElLs LiKe PooP
Damn.... my ass is bleeding again, brb
After I dig them up and have my way with them, I don't bother putting them back in the ground, just a waste of time.
I always did find my dad kinda sexy
